Monday, April 20, 2009

Did you win?

Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, %26quot;Life is so darn boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I%26#039;d take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!%26quot;








%26quot;You%26#039;re on!%26quot; said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.








The first fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge com-motion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.








%26quot;What happened?%26quot; asked her waiting friend.





%26quot;I won first prize for best dried arrangement!%26quot;
Did you win?
Say
FlowersBirthday FlowersSympathy FlowersWhoa. First prize AND $5? It must%26#039;ve been her day, huh?
Reply:That is soooooooooooooo wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Haha, I get it... she%26#039;s all dried up and wrinkled!





Right? :-)
Reply:ok
Reply:thats disturbing....
Reply:this isn%26#039;t really that funny at all... sorry... thumbs down...
Reply:It was ok.
Reply:yuck
Reply:Sounds like something my grandma would do. Haha, thats funny.
Reply:I don%26#039;t get it..makeup tips

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